She took off her jeans, threw it to me and said: “Make me feel like a woman🍆🍑” and I removed Continue Reading..

Some people Chew Chappies until it turns into A Bostick.

*Did you know* A boiled cabbage has higher nutrients than 3 pieces of chicken

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The Continue Reading..

Men tomorrow like abakaliki rice, if u like select from now till tomorrow, my sister u go still chop stone

90% of Africans can’t swim. They just walk around the pool like invigilators.

Me: unlock your phone😏🙄🙄🙄 Her: Babie so are we going to breakup like this😓😓😓 Thats when you will know that Continue Reading..

Beards don’t make you a real man…. Goats have beards too and all they do is mehh, mehh, mehh…