In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s Continue Reading..

Indian Movies are ~Fake. I Tried Dancing in The Market but Nobody came

Her: “How much do you love me?” Me: “Look up at the stars above, that’s how much I love you!” Continue Reading..

Let him buy you beer all night then cry and tell him you want your boyfriend.

I can feel it my future wife is in need of airtime… which network my love

Given got caugt on date on Independance day . Major DD Mabuza: What is this? . Given: major today is Continue Reading..

After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl……. Her: babie have you seen my panty? Me: no i can Continue Reading..