Wen ever u see a boi chatting and smiling just know DAT someone’s daughter has fall into his trap

Thanks to social distance I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi

Some people gossip too much They end up telling u what u told them

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Hard guy Hard guy, but your parents still force you to get a hair cut.