What is uMhlola?
uMhlola is when you give a lift to a
beautiful girl and she faints in your car. You take
her to the hospital and the doctor says she is
pregnant and congratulates you that you will soon be
a father . You shout that you are not the father but
the girl insist that you are the father……
Things are now getting Mhlolaful you now
require a DNA test to prove that you are not the
father…
Things become Mhlolostic when the doctor
comes with results saying you cannot be the father
because you are infertile…. You are relieved but on
your way home you remember you are married with
three kids at home!…..
Now you are extremely Mhlolicious
Now you begin to ask yourself who is the father
to those three kids?… Now you get home to find out
the father to those kids is your gateman … You
are now Mhlolaned
You then decide to go to your mum to tell her the
sad news… Your mum with tears running down her
cheeks tells you ‘my son I’m so sorry….your dad isn’t
your real dad’…. Then you know things are
Mhlolacated
And if you dont forward this you are a
Mhlolacriosis