3 common lies from guys: I’m sorry, I love you, I won’t hurt u. 3 common lies from girls: I’m Continue Reading..

if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough , I wanna be your ringtone too

When he knows when your periods end but doesn’t know your birthday my sister run away and never look back.

Can we romance tonight? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon! Continue Reading..

Stop kissing her lips and neck all the time, that’s not the only place on her body, surprise her by Continue Reading..

You can never organise a surprise party with Xhosa people because they’ll go to that person and say we’re coming Continue Reading..

My son is very stupid.He gets zero even if I write homework for him

Guys when writing a suicide note do I greet first or go straight to the point