When you ignore Bae for one day… And you call her the next day and find out that she already Continue Reading..

Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm should be included in 1000 ways to die

” better on Facebook, you are active. But in person, not.”

If we breakup im coming to collect my teddy bear cant leave my kid with a Stranger Never😂

After smoking my weed😷 I saw two guys wearing matching outfits✌ I asked them if they were gay. And they Continue Reading..

Boy Friend who doesn’t buy you shoes , Bra’s ,clothes and panties has no rights to take them off. Ladies Continue Reading..

Girl friend: Will you love me after marriage also? Boyfriend:This depends on your husband if he allows me.

I miss the days of asking my parents can I go out Now I ask my wallet And it always Continue Reading..