when ur ugly don’t play di hard to get.. coz ur already hard to want

Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like ”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”

I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby Continue Reading..

My Ex found me at Spar in morning and said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still alive? And Continue Reading..

Dear future wife . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . May God Continue Reading..

Boy: hi miss, are you water? . Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you Continue Reading..

Dear girlfriend!!! Next time I ask you “how was your day?”, Don’t give me “it was good” typpa shit. I Continue Reading..

You dont even have a passport but your naked pictures are in America. My sister you made it.