If you’ve failed grade 11 don’t worry you can still go to grade 12 during break time

On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice

*_What is a wedding?_* *A wedding is a gathering of people where two people are thinking of sex and the Continue Reading..

Shaving is an old fashion. Just boil the water and do exactly what you do to the chicken.

Cheating was all fun and games until girls started to cheat too.

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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in Continue Reading..

Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken, u are just booked. And bookings can be canceled anytime…