LET ME REPEAT 
THIS ONE 
An African 
teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling.
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He said “Sheng.” A student said: ”Present.”
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He called the second name, “Chu muon”
Another student said ”Present.”
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Suddenly, he sneezed, ”Hatchia” One student seated at the corner stood up
and said, ”Present Sir.”
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He then exclaimed and said: ”Hmmmm..
.”
All the students shouted ”Absent.”
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He got confused 
and said,”Chai…”
Three students stood up and said:
”Which one of us?”
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The teacher became more confused and he asked: ”What is wrong?” A student stood up and said: ”Sir, i’m not wrong, i’m called Wong.”
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The teacher now laughed, ”Hahahaha 
”..
A girl said ”Present sir.”
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The Teacher Collapsed