A man and his wife were in court to have divorce. The problem in contention was who was the owner of the child. The man or the woman? The woman jumped up and said my Lord, I am the owner of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour alone. The judge then turn to man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said my lord mine is a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?
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