Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin, Or Doesn’t Text Back

You see someone commenting on your babe everyday only to find out that they are dating

A rat swallowed gold and the owner of the gold contracted a man to kill that rat When the rat Continue Reading..

Girls did you know that these boys when they inbox us it took a long process? They go through Continue Reading..

Wife to her husband text*: “Big head, you haven’t called me since morning…Are you the only one working in that Continue Reading..

U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?.. We will do the breathing competition Continue Reading..

Last Night I Cracked A Joke to My Girlfriend and We Heard A Thief Laughing In The Kitchen

My brother, don’t fool yourself thinking that you will satisfy a woman. Even God Himself gave them eyebrows but they Continue Reading..