When Superman flies you call him a hero but when our grannies fly you call them witches .. Is it Continue Reading..

You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi

– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir , How You Doing Today ? ♥ – Public Hospital: And Then You??

*WE ARE BLACK AND WE DONT CARE WHAT THEY THINK OF US** . -We call every toothpaste COLGATE We don’t Continue Reading..

I no longer have strength to argue with people who own phones with removable batteries..!

When a short person wave at you It’s called a microwave

I don’t love walking in the rain, because then I can’t use my phone.

I’m that guy who can order a Debonairs Pizza via some other people’s address then i wait there by the Continue Reading..