1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.