My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue stick. She still isn’t Continue Reading..

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door Continue Reading..

Been single for too long, I don’t even remember how to spell rilationsheep.

When your girl forgets to hang up the call and you hear her saying: 😊😊😊 _ “Yho, askies. That was Continue Reading..

If your girlfriend doesn’t act like a psycho with you, she is not in love with you.

Today’s doctors are becoming lazy. They don’t do this “breathe in and out” thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope Continue Reading..

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

If you wanna see that a gal has energy, try to remove her trouser when she knows she is wearing Continue Reading..