Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!