A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed
, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again
. You scared the daylights out of me
!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.
“The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.