if you are a DJ and you are not yet booked for any gig this December..🙄 My brother just leave Continue Reading..

I always come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet… But i forget them after the flush 😫😫😫💔

Short people and their unnecessary anger. They will be like “No no no, i cant stand this”. Ahhh even if Continue Reading..

Her : bbe I Think um pregnant Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant. Then she Continue Reading..

Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, Continue Reading..

Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up Nobody stands up Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid Continue Reading..

Valentines is coming and short girls will be out there wearing red dresses … And be looking like fire extinguishers.

I just finished My son’s Ice cream and now. he’s crying Should I beat him