Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that my crush can bath in front of me.

2 Hours In A Relationship You Already Need R500 Urgently. Is That A Registration Fee?✋

Stop complaining about fake friends 😅u are old now👵👴go to work..stay at home..read books..eat and watch TV. listen to music Continue Reading..

Mother in law asks her son’s wife: “why all the children don’t resemble their father?” She replies: “What i have Continue Reading..

When you’re ugly they call u a stalker but when you’re cute they call you a secret admirer…

WIFE: “Dont take my car today coz i wanna go shopping” HUBBY: “Honey, u kip reffering to everything in the Continue Reading..

Nothing makes short girls happier than seeing someone more shorter them..!

Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult Dad: why is your assignment? Son: what is the pencil in English? Father: Okay? Continue Reading..