Nothing kills my mood like a bank reciept that says: Current balance: R 599.00 Available balance: R 200.00

DEAR Ex…please stop changing numbers whenever u receive a call from me, it’s now the seventh time u change ur Continue Reading..

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No. Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s Continue Reading..

Some people are like: – doesn’t eat healthy – never has 8 hrs sleep – never works out – drinks Continue Reading..

A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to Continue Reading..

Did you know that a man can pass a toilet and go urinate at the back

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! Continue Reading..

Your slippers and G-Strings at my place won’t shake me Leave your Qualifications, Payslips and car keys Give me a Continue Reading..