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Valentines is coming and short girls will be out there wearing red dresses … And be looking like fire extinguishers.

Ey Lona I Saw Two Lesbians At Pic’nPay Buying A Cucumber And I Smiled

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*Today, I deleted all the ugly people on my friend list… I almost deleted myself*

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