Richman : Sir, there’s a Taxi strike and I’m afraid I won’t make it to Work Today. Boss : Man Continue Reading..

Boy: What’s your age? Girl: We don’t reveal our age to boys. ^_^ Boy: What’s your email address? Girl : Continue Reading..

The only problem of being a visitor is where to hang your underwear.

My friend won a trip to China . He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home Guys Continue Reading..

You dont even have a passport but your naked pictures are in America. My sister you made it.

If u think your life is tough – Just know that somewhere someone is trying to read a Doctor’s prescription

when ZCC members fight we call it star wars

How People Set The Alarm . Others: “7AM” . Me: “6:30AM, 6:45AM, 6:50AM, 6:55AM, 7AM”