Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊 . Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?

When The Microwave is Very Hot The Sausage Takes Two Minutes. This Post is For Deep Thinkers

Have you ever received that “where are you” text and first had to decide where you are?

No horror movie can give you the feeling you get when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”

The four most beautiful words in our common language: 
I told you so.

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A little while ago he was busy with ..📱 Face book but now face on book (sleep without studying)

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