Whats the point of being a dentist in Cape Town? Who has teeth there?

Romans Pizza should just swallow their pride and admit they are selling us bread

MY CRUSH POSTED THAT SHE LOVES NIGGAS THAT USE CAPITAL LETTERS SHAME I WONT ENTERTAIN HER NONSENSE

When your mom tells every visitor that you’re going to be a successful Engineer because you changed the light bulb

You’re in taxi and a person next to you has your bae as a wallpaper. What would you do ?

Me : damn nobody ever calls me Someone calling me Me: Damn wtf you want

If we’re in a relationship, your clothes are basically mine too. Don’t ask why do I have your shirt on, Continue Reading..

Tell You What my sister Ur BF Doesn’t Really Hate Makeups And Brazilians He just Cant Afford…