90% of Africans can’t swim. They just walk around the pool like invigilators.

Real Men Disappear On Friday Say There Going To The Funeral And Come Back On Monday Saying ” I Was Continue Reading..

Black people parties have no ending time, they go on till buff niggas start a fight..🙊

Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕 Wena do u have six breasts?

I don’t love walking in the rain, because then I can’t use my phone.

I went to shoprite and grabbed some items that I wanted and then walked to the counter and told the Continue Reading..

“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars” says a girl who bath with soap until it becomes size of Continue Reading..

Me : How much is the taxi fare Taxi driver:R10 Me : For my bags Taxi driver :they are free Continue Reading..