Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae by barking during doggy style hau hau hauhauhauuuuu

Four people that u can’t trust in this world… 1)Girls 2)Women 3)Ladies 4)Females

I like to make people laugh. If I don’t make you laugh, remember I said ‘people’ not animals

Stop asking girls if they’re single. Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Continue Reading..

Whoever sold a calculator to my Grandma as a phone your days are numbered

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie, and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

Imagine someone who doesn’t buy you data, complaining of late replies and responses.