Most ladies go to parties with empty big handbags but when they come back………, their handbags are full of food Continue Reading..

Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat🍗 without chewing because you thought that someone was coming. Very very painful..!

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm, she is a witch

*MARRIAGE IS SWEET, BUT MARRYING A WRONG PERSON IS LIKE COVID19 .. EVERYDAY YOU WILL BE RECORDING NEW CASES 🤭🤭

Dating a broke guy is very stresfull Every 5minutes he will be like… “Babe promise u will never leave me”🙆

A CCTV footage doesn’t scare me✋ I’ve denied my own fingerprints before

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used Continue Reading..

If I meet the shopkeeper in the neighborhood today, I’ll finish with him. Last night, I went to buy condoms, Continue Reading..