`Some Irritating Facebook status
โI love him๐
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)๐
โWho wants to take me out for lunch?๐๐
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)
โOff to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)
โI need to Unfriend some people๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฌ
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)
โI am missing him
-(Who cares!)๐
โI am bored๐ต
-(I’d urge you to get a life)
โAll men are the same๐๐๐
-(Who told you to try them all?)
โI am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!๐You want us to cry?)
โI’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please๐,We didn’t even notice you gone๐ช๐ด)
๐