`Some Irritating Facebook status
●I love him
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)
●Who wants to take me out for lunch?
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)
●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)
●I need to Unfriend some people
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)
●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)
●I am bored
-(I’d urge you to get a life)
●All men are the same
-(Who told you to try them all?)
●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!
You want us to cry?)
●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please,We didn’t even notice you gone
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