You will think your Bf is romantic while kissing you on the neck….. Only to find that he got a Continue Reading..

Some people are like: – doesn’t eat healthy – never has 8 hrs sleep – never works out – drinks Continue Reading..

Fake Friends – Never ask for food.. Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food! ~•~ Fake Friends Continue Reading..

You are not black enough if you don’t switch off all your appliances because it thundering

After Lockdown I swear Alcohol will not touch my lips I’ll Straw

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind blows dust into your eyes. Continue Reading..

Dating a vegetarian gal is very hard. Yesterday I bought her flowers and ate them.

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word..!!! Continue Reading..