After breaking up Ex bae:hello Me: hy Ex bae:wat are you doing Me: I am at a funeral Exbae:who died Continue Reading..

I told her we’ll meet in front of Nandos😎😎 there she is sitting inside reading the menu

Have you noticed that Girls have “Three Voices”: •°• ONE☝, Is used when answering calls📱. ◽ TWO✌, The other one Continue Reading..

We spend lots of money buying clothes but we never realise that the best moments of life are enjoyed without Continue Reading..

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

A Man Had Just Boarded And Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window On The Plane, When Another Man Continue Reading..

if alcohol doesn’t make you happy then you’re the problem

South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn