*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing soccer bet with your rent.*

I’ve Never Seen An Ambulance At The Petrol Station Do Those Vehicle’s Use Blood?

My guy! Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

Stop posting same OLD PICTURES, if you’re no longer HOT leave it, its finished… ~•~ Just share memes and posts..!

*Statistical Data* Different types of phone call duration: *Boy to Boy* 00:00:59 *Boy to Mom* 00:00:50 *Boy to Dad* 00:00:30 Continue Reading..

My girlfriend keep sending me her naked pix.. She thinks I’m stupid, I know she’s trying to trick me into Continue Reading..

As long as you keep saying “When can i see you” Instead of “Lets go out for lunch” we’ll forever Continue Reading..

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door Continue Reading..