Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it.. Deport

How to turn a girl on: •°• 1. Lip biting 2. Ass grabbing 3. Having her against the wall 4. Continue Reading..

Poor countries have the longest National anthems because they explain all their problems in it! Donald Trump

Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Continue Reading..

Dear ladies. As soon as you break up with your boyfriend. Please alert the guy that showed interest in you Continue Reading..

Don’t be a boring girlfriend, sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary to show him where he belongs Continue Reading..

Forget about electric shock , nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.

Two mentally disturbed men decided that they have to attend school. So they collected old books and sat under a Continue Reading..