I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

There is no man who can explain stress than a guy who impregnated an ugly chick

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I really struggle with being lazy…I say to myself, “Should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie Continue Reading..

Every guy needs a strong woman i mean who will push the car🚗 if it stuck

The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject And parents will be blaming us for failing They don’t know wat Continue Reading..

The number she’s refusing to give you is the same number another guy just deleted.. Don’t kill yourself

You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..