My parents haven’t apologize to me for making me ugly

A woman goes to her bank with a cheque from her husband. The cashier tells her it has to be Continue Reading..

I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas. Now they will be a family meeting for me.

Quote of the day* *When you die you dont know you are dead… the pain is felt by others… This Continue Reading..

Just because I am submitting my assignments on Friday then all of the sudden tomorrow it’s Thursday. Wow days of Continue Reading..

Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day” – Kate: “That’s impossible” – Doctor: why? Continue Reading..

Today I woke up missing Nelson Mandela. Can someone please borrow me a R200 note, just to see the old Continue Reading..

Have ever been rejected by someone they said had a crush on you