A big benefit of being sarcastic is you can be openly mean and people still think you are being funny

Teacher: who is Jose Rizal? (quiet the class, no man lifted up the hand until John and said. ) John: Continue Reading..

I don’t see any reason of eating with a Fork & Knife🍴 The animal is already dead, so weapons are Continue Reading..

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, Continue Reading..

All the guys who drink 2 beers & start talking about opening a company should remain in 2017

So a husband is the head of the family. But remember that the wife is the Neck of the family Continue Reading..

If someone enters the bathroom and finds you taking a bath…what’s the fist thing you gonna hide? . Me: hide Continue Reading..

If you break with someone please breakup completely. Getting back together makes us who spread rumours look like liars.