Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy?
Boknoy: simple, best friend.
Felimon: what?
Boknoy: in the morning, milk. In noon fruit.
Felimon: how about the night, best friend?
Boknoy: so it’s a hole.
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