Did u notice that guys who play instruments in church don’t give offering

Conversation between a Teacher and Mbula…. . Teacher : Assume your in the jungle and a lion is about to Continue Reading..

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you

If you help a lady when in trouble she will definitely remember you when in trouble again

I may act cool and calm but deep down I want Christmas clothes

No one cheats more than a guy who always say the problem is that u don’t trust me

I’m that cousin that my aunties use as a bad example to their kids

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.