You can’t expect your child to have a bright future while u had sex in the dark while making him

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When your boyfriend forgets to hangup after calling you and you hear him saying it’s my step mother

In a Shop – Ronnie : “sir can i have that thing over there?” – Cashier : “Cupcake?” – Ronnie Continue Reading..

South Africa is not going forward because we still have people who smell their armpits to decide if they will Continue Reading..

University is tough, she laughed at me for repeating clothes now she is repeating modules

An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast.. . . The rocket replies you will Continue Reading..

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles.. . . He-s now being Continue Reading..