Girl: Bae u always think about football. I cant remember the last time we had sex. All because of this Continue Reading..

I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”. So Continue Reading..

I really don’t know what this World is turning into… Just few days ago I laid my hands on you Continue Reading..

Skinny girl if she holding a “Tablet” She will be looking like she’s carrying a “Plasma”

I just like it when these pretty boys, become gays. That means more girls for us

Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?

A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 120km/hr, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a Continue Reading..

I deleted all Eminem’s song’s even my mother doesn’t shout at me like that