Dear girlfriend!!! Next time I ask you “how was your day?”, Don’t give me “it was good” typpa shit. I Continue Reading..

Clever Boy The teacher says to the class:who ever stand up is stupid. No body stand up TEACHER: I said Continue Reading..

Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace him. I mean if you can remove your eyebrows and draw them back, who Continue Reading..

A new salesman was appointed as sales person at a super market. While on one of his shifts, a lady Continue Reading..

I don’t lie to dog anymore cause yesterday I didn’t feed them and they tell boss.😭😭

Men tomorrow like abakaliki rice, if u like select from now till tomorrow, my sister u go still chop stone

Dear fridge, I’ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry

If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕 Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑 I have Continue Reading..