Selfie Sticks were invented for people who only look good from a distance

Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by Continue Reading..

My girlfriend has trust issues – Her: where are you? – Me: in a taxi – Her: give the taxi Continue Reading..

Whoever Is Incharge Of Making Sure I Don’t Get In Trouble!!😐 • You’re Now Fired 😏😏

Are you tired of him neglecting you, not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷 ~•~ Then get your own Continue Reading..

When a man says “I miss you!” its either he’s horny or guilty of something Otherwise we don’t “miss”

I don’t accept friend request anymore.. The remaining space is for Bae’s family n people from his village

An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”. 😂 Continue Reading..