I was in a party last night, where I told a girl, excuse me please, can u go back ?? Continue Reading..

When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight” ` ` Bro u Continue Reading..

Whether it’s Green, Red or Yellow… It’ll always be Green Pepper To Me

When are they making heels for short men??? Asking for a friend.

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things, I sit down when I pee

Indian movies be like: Voice:I luv u Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa

That moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “Act natural, you’re innocent”..!

I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be Continue Reading..