Convo between Rich and His Girlfriend
Girl: “Hi”
Rich: “hi babe”
Girl: “Babe I’m worried”
Girl: “I’ve missed my period”
Girl: “I think I’m pregnant”
Girl: “are u there?”
Girl: “Babe u not answering my calls”
Girl: “Rich!!!”
Girl: “stop ignoring me, speak!!!”
[2 minutes later]
Rich: “The owner of this phone is dead just died in an accident, This Mr Lantjie”
Girl: “Don’t go there at all, this is your handwriting”
Rich: “No its not me, I’m really dead”