I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!

Please live your lives in such a way that we are not forced to lie at your funerals.

African mosquitos are diesel motor powered, you can hear them from kilometers away

I didn’t say you were a slut….I just implied that you don’t sleep in your own bed too often…

Breaking news: im getting married in December. I’m just not sure which year

Husband having an affair with Sophie.Sophie lived next door.Friday morng husband lied to his wife that he’s going to Durban Continue Reading..

You can’t be a Nurse and be ugly at the same time 😕 I mean We can’t be afraid of Continue Reading..

How Many Slices Of Bread Do You Eat? Me ; 8