I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then Continue Reading..

Life Was Lonely. No One Was There. I Had No Good Friend. And When You Came Into My Life Then Continue Reading..

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

Don’t borrow money and start acting like a drunkard when it’s time to pay it back

Being ugly is not easy. You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1

My Ex will do anything just to make me jealous. She even hug Trees nowadays

You’ll Never Hear A Lady’s Real Voice Unless She’s Being Chased By A Dog

If You Never Crushed On Your Cousins Then Your Family is Ugly