If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send someone else to pick it up for me.

If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie.. .bro you need to decorate your room

I want to eat but my girlfriend is not showing any sign of leaving

Did you know that there’s someone who always looks at your pics & Be like “One day you gonna be Continue Reading..

Stop beating dogs at the weddings cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

CALLER:”Hello,Mr Hlongwane, You have won a trip for two to USA,who are you gonna take with you sir?” ME:”I’m not Continue Reading..

That Moment when you dream, Driving VW_golf7_vrrrphaa. Then when you wake Up BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! You pushing your SINGLE bed to the Continue Reading..

Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You” , And Watch How Fast She Texts Back