She Left Note On Fridge- It’s Not Working! Can’t Take It Anymore. He Opened D Fridge, The Beer Was Cold Continue Reading..

ATM’s should have timer when you take long it must swallow your useless card and spray you with tear gas

My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ” At the end of this ruler there’s an Continue Reading..

Dating two short girls at the same time is not cheating. Look at it ½ + ½ = 1

Me: unlock your phone Her: Babie so are we going to breakup like this Thats when you will know that Continue Reading..

Breaking news: im getting married in December. I’m just not sure which year

Your sugar daddy is someone else husband, You gave him flowers and he repackaged them and gave it to his Continue Reading..

When you take a Pedi girl to KFC then she chew those chicken bones untill they become as fine as Continue Reading..