Husband (text): Babe I was in an accident. I got hit by a car. Zinhle took me to the hospital. Continue Reading..

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate Continue Reading..

You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming

Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents Continue Reading..

If you can’t dance 🕺 after drinking 🍻🥂 at least speak English or promise people jobs, don’t just waste alcohol. Continue Reading..

When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your Continue Reading..

I know that I’m ugly as hell and yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

Our house was so dirty that we had to wipe our feet when we went out