Reasons why people hate Zulus
1. Zulus have their own province KwaZulu-Natal.
2. More than 50 percent celebs are Zulus.
3. They say Zulus come to Jozi to drive taxis, but those taxis are not owned by Pedis or Vendas, they’re owned by Zulus.
4. Taxis have Zulu names (Siyaya, Ses’fikile, Inyathi etc).
5. You get a surname like Zulu (Muzi Zulu, but you wont get Albert Venda).
6. KZN GDP is the second largest in the country.
7. Most TV shows are in Zulu.
10. Zulus are the most popular ethnic group, if you go overseas they would assume you are a Zulu.
11. Jesus is from Eshowe, KZN.
12. Zulus have their own sole monarch, the most respected Kingdom.
13. They make more than one 3rd of the black population, they dominate 2 provinces, KZN and GP.
14. Zulu film, “Yesterday” was nominated for an oscar.
15. Zulu acapella “Ladysmith Black Mambazo” has won 4 Grammy Awards.
16. The Lion King is in isiZulu.
17. The only nation in the world to defeat British Red army were the Zulus.
18. If people die, they go to eZulwini “heaven” not eXhoseni or eSwazini.
19. My parents are Zulu.
20. Zulus have their own football team in the PSL.
21. The President is Zulu.
22. Zulus have their own Beer “uMqombothi”.
23. The Comrades Marathon is in KZN.
24. The Rain is Called “izulu” not “ivenda” or “ixhosa”.
25. A song becomes a hit if it has a Zulu line.
26. Almost forgot to mention i am also from KZN.
27. Inkukhu yesiZulu, utshwala besiZulu. Ikhona kodwa inkukhu yesiVenda? uVho-Chicken?