*I know there are so many things dat won’t be tolerated in 2018 buh these are some random QUOTES dat are free to enter 2018*

1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
Ask Jesus about JudasπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys
think she definitely has a boyfriend!
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if
you do not send it to 20 peopleπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. No matter how light skinned you are, your
shadow will always be blackπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a
sign of Disrespect. # LOLZπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. The distance between Egypt and Israel is
about 613km but it took moses and Israelites 40
years to complete their journey. On average each day
they walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres,
almost half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just
wish if moses was around to explain this
LazinessπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. The reason why some other guys treats you
better than your boyfriend is because they
haven’t slept with you yet.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. Some ladies will be matching purses with
clothes But cannot match babies to their real Daddies #
WINKS *πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. MARY was a virgin and she married a
carpenter (JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
waiting for a billionaire to marry you?
I will not say anythingπŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. No African girl will choose six packs over
six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
work # FACTπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. If the government would ban women from
using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise
their mothersπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

12. The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
as he say is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you’re not a
photographer, sit down and be strongπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. You haven’t moved on if you still remember
your Ex’s phone number. I’m not gonna argue
with you.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
you want to lose again…
Your life?πŸ˜‚


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