Teacher: I returned from work, opened my door and saw R50 billion on my bed. Assuming u were in my shoes what wouldu do?
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Rich: I will bite your toes until u faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money
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Teacher: Fool! You can’t be literally in my shoes… That’s a figure of speech
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Rich: You can’t literally open the door and see R50 billion on the bed In this country’s economy
… who will keep it there?
…That’s a figure of impossible speech