Mr Mapfumo Sinkie came back from the mine where he works, very sad and stress.
Wife: Daddy what’s wrong?
Mr Sinkie: eish Honey all people I work with are all dead. 
Wife: What happened? 
Mr Sinkie: Lift cables were cut and lift lost control and kill all of them. 
Wife: And how did you survive? 
Mr Sinkie:I had gone to toilet 
and when I came back they were all gone. 
Wife: Wow God is great 
Mr Sinkie: Each family of those people are going to receive R10 million.
Wife: Aah!!! Fock maan 
you mean i’ve lost R10 million because of your sh**t?
One word for her?
The shorter the skirt the shorter the relationship days