I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back with his teachers wallet

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have Continue Reading..

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Use soccer langue to describe your relationship me: Full time or Sudden death

That moment when your girlfriend have stretch marks……… .there is no need to call her babie, sweet or any other Continue Reading..

Rich in class Teacher: “If i lay one egg today and tomorrow i lay four…how many eggs will be there Continue Reading..

If loving myself is a crime,please Mr police officer. Lock me in jail and throw away the keys where no Continue Reading..

I am typing “Lord” on my phone but it keeps changing to “London” speak my Jesus your servant is listening, Continue Reading..